My father’s siblings: actual garbage people.

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

I can already tell that Cullen and I aren’t going to get along very well.

This is how my dog decides to comfort me, by trying to crush my organs.

askinnyblackskeleton:


vault—girl:


The Republicans In ‘Republicans Are People Too’ Ad Are All Stock Photos

Conservatives wanted to remind people that “Republicans Are People Too” with an ad campaign insisting that Republicans recycle and have tattoos.
But as The Daily Banter pointed out, the woman the ad used to prove that “Republicans are black” is actually a very popular stock photo.
Her image is featured on the Georgia Association of Black Women Attorneys' website and a promotion for a discount on glasses.
And unsurprisingly, TPM found that the other every-man Republicans featured in the ads were also stock photos.


HAHAHAHAHA



Because of course they are. Why wouldn’t they be? askinnyblackskeleton:


vault—girl:


The Republicans In ‘Republicans Are People Too’ Ad Are All Stock Photos

Conservatives wanted to remind people that “Republicans Are People Too” with an ad campaign insisting that Republicans recycle and have tattoos.
But as The Daily Banter pointed out, the woman the ad used to prove that “Republicans are black” is actually a very popular stock photo.
Her image is featured on the Georgia Association of Black Women Attorneys' website and a promotion for a discount on glasses.
And unsurprisingly, TPM found that the other every-man Republicans featured in the ads were also stock photos.


HAHAHAHAHA



Because of course they are. Why wouldn’t they be? askinnyblackskeleton:


vault—girl:


The Republicans In ‘Republicans Are People Too’ Ad Are All Stock Photos

Conservatives wanted to remind people that “Republicans Are People Too” with an ad campaign insisting that Republicans recycle and have tattoos.
But as The Daily Banter pointed out, the woman the ad used to prove that “Republicans are black” is actually a very popular stock photo.
Her image is featured on the Georgia Association of Black Women Attorneys' website and a promotion for a discount on glasses.
And unsurprisingly, TPM found that the other every-man Republicans featured in the ads were also stock photos.


HAHAHAHAHA



Because of course they are. Why wouldn’t they be? askinnyblackskeleton:


vault—girl:


The Republicans In ‘Republicans Are People Too’ Ad Are All Stock Photos

Conservatives wanted to remind people that “Republicans Are People Too” with an ad campaign insisting that Republicans recycle and have tattoos.
But as The Daily Banter pointed out, the woman the ad used to prove that “Republicans are black” is actually a very popular stock photo.
Her image is featured on the Georgia Association of Black Women Attorneys' website and a promotion for a discount on glasses.
And unsurprisingly, TPM found that the other every-man Republicans featured in the ads were also stock photos.


HAHAHAHAHA



Because of course they are. Why wouldn’t they be? askinnyblackskeleton:


vault—girl:


The Republicans In ‘Republicans Are People Too’ Ad Are All Stock Photos

Conservatives wanted to remind people that “Republicans Are People Too” with an ad campaign insisting that Republicans recycle and have tattoos.
But as The Daily Banter pointed out, the woman the ad used to prove that “Republicans are black” is actually a very popular stock photo.
Her image is featured on the Georgia Association of Black Women Attorneys' website and a promotion for a discount on glasses.
And unsurprisingly, TPM found that the other every-man Republicans featured in the ads were also stock photos.


HAHAHAHAHA



Because of course they are. Why wouldn’t they be? askinnyblackskeleton:


vault—girl:


The Republicans In ‘Republicans Are People Too’ Ad Are All Stock Photos

Conservatives wanted to remind people that “Republicans Are People Too” with an ad campaign insisting that Republicans recycle and have tattoos.
But as The Daily Banter pointed out, the woman the ad used to prove that “Republicans are black” is actually a very popular stock photo.
Her image is featured on the Georgia Association of Black Women Attorneys' website and a promotion for a discount on glasses.
And unsurprisingly, TPM found that the other every-man Republicans featured in the ads were also stock photos.


HAHAHAHAHA



Because of course they are. Why wouldn’t they be? askinnyblackskeleton:


vault—girl:


The Republicans In ‘Republicans Are People Too’ Ad Are All Stock Photos

Conservatives wanted to remind people that “Republicans Are People Too” with an ad campaign insisting that Republicans recycle and have tattoos.
But as The Daily Banter pointed out, the woman the ad used to prove that “Republicans are black” is actually a very popular stock photo.
Her image is featured on the Georgia Association of Black Women Attorneys' website and a promotion for a discount on glasses.
And unsurprisingly, TPM found that the other every-man Republicans featured in the ads were also stock photos.


HAHAHAHAHA



Because of course they are. Why wouldn’t they be? askinnyblackskeleton:


vault—girl:


The Republicans In ‘Republicans Are People Too’ Ad Are All Stock Photos

Conservatives wanted to remind people that “Republicans Are People Too” with an ad campaign insisting that Republicans recycle and have tattoos.
But as The Daily Banter pointed out, the woman the ad used to prove that “Republicans are black” is actually a very popular stock photo.
Her image is featured on the Georgia Association of Black Women Attorneys' website and a promotion for a discount on glasses.
And unsurprisingly, TPM found that the other every-man Republicans featured in the ads were also stock photos.


HAHAHAHAHA



Because of course they are. Why wouldn’t they be?

askinnyblackskeleton:

vault—girl:

The Republicans In ‘Republicans Are People Too’ Ad Are All Stock Photos

HAHAHAHAHA

Because of course they are. Why wouldn’t they be?

(via zohbugg)

Q

Anonymous asked:

I'd never want to buy a $10k watch at an Apple Store. How could Apple change the stores so that I would?

A

parislemon:

It’s a good question — one I’ve been thinking about as well recently (hat tip to Megan for first bringing it up). While I do believe they will sell the Apple Watch in Apple Stores, it does seem like it may make sense to open some smaller, Apple Watch-specific stores in certain markets. Ideally, these would be situated in the high-end shopping areas where high-end watch stores currently reside. Stay tuned for more thoughts on this.

I heard this suggested on some podcast this weekend, but there are certain Apple Stores with business centers in another part of the store. Potential enterprise customers can go hands-on with un-tethered devices (the one in the Michigan Ave. store in Chicago is really nice). Perhaps those could be remodeled into Apple Watch showrooms?

mysharona1987:

But Sam Pepper is genuinely sorry, you guys!

(via marykatewiles)

“It’s never, never, never the woman’s fault. No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman. No means no. […] The one regret I have is we call it domestic violence as if it’s a domesticated cat. It is the most vicious form of violence there is, because not only the physical scars are left, the psychological scars that are left. This whole culture for so long has put the onus on the woman. What were you wearing? What did you say? What did you do to provoke? That is never the appropriate question.”

antivantrash:

erenlalonde:

What if the Inquisitor’s hand was like a glow stick and they had to break their wrist to make it glow and that is why Inquisition takes so long.

you can tell this fandom is getting tired of waiting

It’s so close I can taste it. Almost. I haven’t been this excited for a game in a while. I’m like new Harry Potter book-excited.

(via holyshitdragonage)

castorochiaro:

Guardians of the Galaxy was such a fantastic movie!”

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"There were a lot of issues with GotG that should be addressed and Marvel should work on improving with future movies."

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Pretty much.

(via marykatewiles)

This might be the single best thing thing to come out of the whole mess, except for the article it’s attached to, here:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-i-learned-as-internets-most-hated-person/

My Dragon Age: Inquisition hype will never rest! This was so cool!

rattaatack:


Well, I know where I’m spending the first week of this game.

(via dragonaging)

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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(via zohbugg)