cracked:

Also why do magical wizards only have one sport, when dumb ol’ America has like seven?
Why Quidditch Is the Worst Game Ever Invented

"I went to an American public wizard school" cracked:

Also why do magical wizards only have one sport, when dumb ol’ America has like seven?
Why Quidditch Is the Worst Game Ever Invented

"I went to an American public wizard school" cracked:

Also why do magical wizards only have one sport, when dumb ol’ America has like seven?
Why Quidditch Is the Worst Game Ever Invented

"I went to an American public wizard school" cracked:

Also why do magical wizards only have one sport, when dumb ol’ America has like seven?
Why Quidditch Is the Worst Game Ever Invented

"I went to an American public wizard school" cracked:

Also why do magical wizards only have one sport, when dumb ol’ America has like seven?
Why Quidditch Is the Worst Game Ever Invented

"I went to an American public wizard school"

cracked:

Also why do magical wizards only have one sport, when dumb ol’ America has like seven?

Why Quidditch Is the Worst Game Ever Invented

"I went to an American public wizard school"

bubonickitten:

bekutaa:

mrdappersden:

I Don’t Understand Young People And They Scare Me: I Just Want To Live In The Past Forever

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electric-daisy-forest:

alessandraseda:

tomoveonistogr0w:

jecoart:

Beer quidditch

I wanna play this so badly haha

OMG need

Yesssss

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Great new podcast app, Overcast. Just fantastic work by Marco Arment.

stoneagechronicles:

micdotcom:

The plan to break up California into 6 parts is actually gaining traction 

If one billionaire activist has his way, the state of California may look very different in the not-so-distant future. A new initiative to divide the Golden State into North California, Silicon Valley, Jefferson, Central California, South California and West California is making legislative headway.

On Tuesday, Timothy Draper’s pipe dream will inch toward reality when he submits more than 808,000 signatures for the Six Californias measure to go before state voters in two years. By having the division plans go up for a vote, the long-shot effort has the chance to stave off critics and ultimately let Californians decide the state’s future.

Here’s why they want it | Follow micdotcom

Basically he wants more Republican-leaning electoral votes.

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

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Okay, but what the actual fuck is “The Elder One” Alexius is referring to?

temptinglou:

Get in loser we’re celebrating freedom image

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Happy 4th, everyone!

Happy 4th, everyone!

Q

jelllypop asked:

What is your response to the people who say shit like "why didn't the eagles just fly them there in the first place LOL" ?

A

zohbugg:

There are two reasons.

The first reason can simply be explained with this awesome shot of Mordor:

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You know what that shit is? That’s at least 3 Nazgul riding Fell Beasts, and the ENTIRE FUCKING ARMOR OF MORDOR. 

Yeah no big deal, just fly in and somehow manage to get past ALL THAT SHIT? Hell no. Sauron would have fucked that shit up so hard.

The only reason the Eagles were able to save Frodo and Sam, was because everyone fucking died. The army was either,

A: At the Black Gate thanks to Aragorn, or

B: ALREADY LYING FUCKING DEAD ON PELENNOR FIELDS.

After the destruction of the Ring, Mordor went fucking belly up, and fucking killed EVEN MORE MINIONS OF SAURON. That’s the only reason the way was clear enough for the Eagles. Because everything fucking blew up and everyone DIED.

And the second reason is that the Eagles literally don’t answer to NOBODY. They don’t have to do shit they don’t want to.

Look at the Ents. Even Treebeard at first is like “yo this shit ain’t our problem.” That’s how the Eagles feel. They were created by mothafuckin Manwe. MANWE. They are basically super awesome demigods that don’t have to do shit that anyone tells them to. They just don’t think that shit is their problem.

They had to deal with Melkor’s bullshit back in the first age already! They already had to save Middle Earth once. And all they want to do is live their happy super awesome Eagle lives without Morgoth or his stupid fucking fanboy Sauron CONSTANTLY FUCKING SHIT UP.

The only reason they go to save Frodo is probably because their homeboy Gandalf asked them too, because oh yeah he’s also totally a Maiar spirit sent to CONSTANTLY DEAL WITH MELKOR AND SAURONS BULLSHIT. The Eagles and Gandalf probably have some sort of IOU system going okay? They already saved his ass from Isengard. AND BEFORE THAT THEY SAVED HIS ASS, AND A BUNCH OF DAMN DWARVES.

Peter Jackson says it all in the DVD commentary. The Eagles are not Middle Earth’s taxi system. They are fuckin awesome giant eagle demigods and they don’t have time for your bullshit. 

MIC DROP

Oh good…

azurexdream:

josephkeller:

More whitewashing of Dragon Age: Inquisition characters. This time, Dorian.

Oh man. If you saw my rant at you the first time I apologize. I thought you were saying that Bioware had whitewashed Dorian and I flew off the handle.

I now realize you’re talking about the trash in the tag who made him white with blond hair and blue eyes.

Whoever did that should be seriously seriously ashamed of themselves.

No worries.